Happy Birthday!

The ship is gone. So what. The view from the dock is good, and I like sitting here with you. Happy birthday.

Love,

relax!

you're not getting old.

that ship sailed a while ago.

Motion card · Funny birthday

That Ship Sailed Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where a tiny sailboat bobs on rolling waves, then sails off to the horizon: relax, that ship sailed a while ago.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageThe ship is gone. So what. The view from the dock is good, and I like sitting here with you. Happy birthday.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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