Happy Birthday!

You've kept remarkably well, honestly. Still funny, still the first person I text with news. Have a brilliant birthday and let's get that dinner in the diary.

See you soon,

I'm not saying you're old…

but if you were milk,

I'd sniff you.

Motion card · Funny birthday

If You Were Milk Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where a cartoon nose sniffs a pint of milk, stink lines puff up and a fly buzzes: if you were milk, I'd sniff you.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageYou've kept remarkably well, honestly. Still funny, still the first person I text with news. Have a brilliant birthday and let's get that dinner in the diary.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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