Merry Christmas!

Nobody saw anything, nobody knows anything, and the cat has an alibi. Hope your tree stays upright longer than ours did. Glad we get to spend Christmas with you anyway.

Love,

Good news: you're home.

Bad news: the tree fainted.

Motion card · Funny Christmas

The Tree Fainted Funny Christmas Card

A funny Christmas card with a smug tabby beside a toppled tree: twinkling lights, a wobbling bauble and snow falling outside the window.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text · One person or several

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageNobody saw anything, nobody knows anything, and the cat has an alibi. Hope your tree stays upright longer than ours did. Glad we get to spend Christmas with you anyway.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
Who gets it?
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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