Merry Christmas!

Honestly the nap is negotiable, but the cookies are not. Have a Christmas with nowhere to be and nothing to fix. Put your feet up.

Love,

All I want for Christmas

is a nap.

Motion card · Funny Christmas

All I Want Funny Christmas Card

A funny Christmas card: a sloth in a Santa hat dozes in a holly wreath as snow falls, cocoa steams, and the hat slips over its eyes.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text · One person or several

No account needed until you pay

Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageHonestly the nap is negotiable, but the cookies are not. Have a Christmas with nowhere to be and nothing to fix. Put your feet up.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
Who gets it?
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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