Merry Christmas!

If you're reading this, the lights are up and nobody got hurt, which counts as a win. Merry Christmas. Save me a spot on the sofa and a mince pie or three.

See you soon,

Step one: untangle the lights.

Step two: there is no step two.

Motion card · Funny Christmas

Untangle the Lights Funny Christmas Card

A funny Christmas card showing a football-sized knot of fairy lights that twinkles, flashes and sparks, with the joke that there is no step two.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text · One person or several

No account needed until you pay

Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageIf you're reading this, the lights are up and nobody got hurt, which counts as a win. Merry Christmas. Save me a spot on the sofa and a mince pie or three.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
Who gets it?
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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