Merry Christmas!

You are the reason Christmas with this lot is survivable, and I mean that with all the eye-rolling in the world. Merry Christmas. See you at the table, the noisy end.

With love,

Family.

Driving you nuts since forever.

Motion card · Funny Christmas

Drives You Nuts Funny Christmas Card

Family drives you nuts? A stout nutcracker chomps a walnut as shells fly and snow falls. An animated funny Christmas ecard sent by text or email.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text · One person or several

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageYou are the reason Christmas with this lot is survivable, and I mean that with all the eye-rolling in the world. Merry Christmas. See you at the table, the noisy end.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
Who gets it?
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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Drives You Nuts funny Christmas card: a nutcracker soldier chomping a walnut, cracked shells at its feet

About this card

A wooden nutcracker soldier in a tall black hat, a blue coat with gold buttons and a white mustache stands on a red background, a walnut clamped in its jaw and cracked walnuts at its feet. Blue baubles hang at either side, holly sits by its arm and snow drifts down. The lettering reads "Family." and "Driving you nuts since forever." The nutcracker chomps, shells fly and the snow keeps falling. It is a drives you nuts funny Christmas card for siblings, parents or cousins who love a family joke. Put their name and your note inside, add a song or your own voice, and send it by email or text now or on a date you pick.