Happy 70th!

Seventy! Happy birthday, Dad. Thank you for every lift, every bad joke and every time you pretended not to notice I'd borrowed the car. Sunday lunch is on us.

Love,

Ducking hell.

You're 70.

Motion card · Milestone birthday

Ducking Hell 70th Birthday Card

A funny 70th birthday card: a shocked rubber duck in a party hat drops into the bath with a splash while a duckling and a candle look on.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageSeventy! Happy birthday, Dad. Thank you for every lift, every bad joke and every time you pretended not to notice I'd borrowed the car. Sunday lunch is on us.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
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Arrives
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Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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