Happy Birthday!

Good dog. You've only got better with the years, grey bits included. Let's find you a comfy chair and a big dinner.

Love,

In dog years,

you're ancient.

Motion card · Funny birthday

In Dog Years Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where an old bespectacled retriever on a rug says you're ancient in dog years, as his glasses slip and a ball rolls by.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageGood dog. You've only got better with the years, grey bits included. Let's find you a comfy chair and a big dinner.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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