Happy Valentine's Day,

Head, heart, and the part that wants tacos at midnight — all of it is yours.

Love,

I love you with my top,

my middle and my bottom.

Motion card · Funny Valentine

Top Middle Bottom Valentine's Day Card

Hearts pop in at the top, middle and bottom of a swaying cartoon person. An animated funny Valentine's Day ecard sent by text or email.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

No account needed until you pay

Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageHead, heart, and the part that wants tacos at midnight — all of it is yours.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
—
From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
Secure checkout by Stripe · $4.99 once

Top Middle Bottom Valentine's Day card: a cartoon person in a mustard sweater beside three red hearts

About this card

A cheerful cartoon person in a mustard sweater and green pants stands on a pink background, with three red hearts lined up at chest, tummy and bottom height and pink hearts floating around. The lettering reads "I love you with my top," and "my middle and my bottom." The figure sways as the hearts pop in one at a time for the top, middle and bottom. It is a silly top middle bottom Valentine's Day card for a partner who loves the meme, or anyone you love with your whole self. Add their name and a note, choose music or your voice, and send it by email or text now or on a date you choose.