Happy Birthday!

You've dodged growing up for another year and I admire the commitment. Keep being ridiculous. Happy birthday, and thanks for making mine more fun too.

Don't grow up,

WARNING

Never grow up.

It's a trap.

Motion card · Funny birthday

It's a Trap Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card: a cupcake-baited mousetrap that twitches under a flashing warning sign, with the joke that growing up is a trap.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageYou've dodged growing up for another year and I admire the commitment. Keep being ridiculous. Happy birthday, and thanks for making mine more fun too.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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