Happy Birthday!

Better with every year and only slightly more likely to give people a headache. Happy birthday. Let's open a good bottle soon and not talk about anything sensible.

Cheers,

You're fine.

Like really, really,

really aged wine.

Motion card · Funny birthday

Really Aged Wine Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card with a dusty old wine bottle that puffs dust while a tiny spider drops from its cobweb, joking you are really, really aged wine.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageBetter with every year and only slightly more likely to give people a headache. Happy birthday. Let's open a good bottle soon and not talk about anything sensible.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
—
From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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