Happy Belated Birthday!

Officially, this got lost in the post. Unofficially, I'm sorry it's late. I hope you had a brilliant day and got thoroughly spoiled. Drinks on me this week.

Love,

It's not that I forgot.

Blame the post.

Motion card · Belated birthday

Blame the Post Belated Birthday Card

A red postbox holds a stuck envelope, a cobweb and a snail: I didn't forget, blame the post. An animated belated birthday ecard sent by text or email.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageOfficially, this got lost in the post. Unofficially, I'm sorry it's late. I hope you had a brilliant day and got thoroughly spoiled. Drinks on me this week.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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Blame the Post belated birthday card: a red postbox with an envelope stuck in the slot, a cobweb and a snail

About this card

On a bright red background, an old red postbox with a black lid holds a kraft envelope with a heart seal, stuck halfway in the slot. A cobweb hangs on one side, an oak leaf has settled on the lid and a snail creeps along the ledge. The lettering reads "It's not that I forgot. Blame the post." The envelope wiggles in the slot as if it is still trying to leave. It is a belated birthday card for anyone you meant to write to on time, where you blame the post. Add their name and your message inside, pick music or your voice, and send it by email or text now or on a date you choose.