Happy Birthday!

Ripe, a bit spotty, and somehow better than ever. Happy birthday. Come over, I actually did make banana bread.

Love,

In banana years,

you're bread.

Motion card · Funny birthday

Banana Years Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card where an over-ripe banana gets spottier as a warm banana-bread loaf slides in, because in banana years, you're bread.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pageRipe, a bit spotty, and somehow better than ever. Happy birthday. Come over, I actually did make banana bread.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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