Happy Birthday!

Please never grow out of it. The world has enough sensible people and only one of you. Happy birthday, you absolute child.

Stay this way,

You're only young once.

Immature, though,

is forever.

Motion card · Funny birthday

Only Young Once Funny Birthday Card

A funny birthday card with a whoopee cushion on a teal party chair that goes pfft, a hopping balloon and drifting confetti: immature is forever.

$4.99 everything includedMusic & voice · Now or on a date · Email or text

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Their name
It goes on the front, can start the inside, and addresses the envelope.
Start the inside with “Dear …,”
GreetingMessage — it fits itself to the pagePlease never grow out of it. The world has enough sensible people and only one of you. Happy birthday, you absolute child.
Fits beautifully
Writing style
Ink
Sign-offFrom — your name, as they know you
Their envelope says who it's from.
Also print my name under the sign-off
Background music
Voice message
Say it in your own voice — up to 60 seconds, played when they open the card.
Your card moves to Your cards so the recording stays with it.
How should it arrive?
Their emailWhen?
On the envelope
The words round its postmark — leave it empty for none.
To
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From
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Arrives
As soon as you pay
Price
$4.99 once — no subscription
- Add your name under “From”
- Add the email address the card should go to
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